"No, I don't want to..."

I don't want to walk. Not with my Uncle Brian. I REFUSE! I will keep my body as stiff as possible, for as long as possible in an act of non-violent defiance. Yes, my mommy tried to push me over but she learned quickly that it does her no good. I am still here. And I am still frozen. This...is...getting...awfully...comfortable...I think...I just might...miam, miam, miam...take a...miam, miam...na...Zzzz..